monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

(via itsromeybitch)

leaddybum:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY THWOMP
aperturemurder:


I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT
disneybakerdcp:

A) I LOVE SCHNAUZERS
B) THIS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN
lejeannoween:

Haha this is funny cuz he has to use the vp insta name cuz I have the josephbiden name on Instagram locked the fuck down.  Follow me on Instagram