victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

bunny-bo:

ghost-anus:

have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”

Do you ever wonder if people think that about you?

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the-problematic-sapiosexual:

fresh—princess-of-dickbutt:

if you haven’t seen this picture yet i’m sorry
killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie
killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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precumming:

when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow

image

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becuzbacon:

Tell it, randy.
french:


my life all wrapped up into one photo
ejacutastic:

well would you look at that